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Sorry, but I can only put up a few more jokes. I will be revamping the page soon. In the mean time......
Some of the songs below here are in RealAudio format. You might have to download the player. To download the player, go here.
I have managed to locate a few nice songs from the Internet. Unfortunately, I only have a few with me at the moment. Try these songs out. If you like them, check out more later.
Important: If you wish to listen to these songs, I would recommend downloading them on to your hardrive before playing them, if you have a connection slower than 28.8kbbs. The 'ram' files might be heard online. Does anyone know how to convert 'ram' songs to any other format? Mail me if you know. Thanks and enjoy yourselves.
Vennilave(From Minsaara Kanavu) -�This song is a RealAudio file.
Oh Sanam (From 'Sunoh' by Lucky Ali) - This song is a RealAudio file.
Nila Kaikirathu (Female version From Indira) - This song is in 'au' format.
Nila Kaikirathu (Male Version from Indira) - Is in 'au' format.
Sundari Neeyum (From MichaelMadanaKamaRajan) - In 'au' format.
Pehla Nasha (From Jo Jeeta Wohi Sikandar) - Another 'au' file
Once a man sees the message on road side:
"padne waala ghadha" (He who reads this is an ass.) He thought for some time, erased the message and wrote: "likhane waala ghadha" (He who wrote this is an ass.)
MALAYALEES
What is a dynamic malayalee called ? Pheno-Menon.
What do you call a very rich Malayalee? Million Iyer
GUJJUS
Why did the Gujju think the film Gandhi was about a woman? Because Be(h)n Kingsley was in it.
POLITICS
Why is India a banana republic?
Because Rajiv keeps chanting, "Hame ye banana hai, wo banana hi"
SOUTH�INDIAN
What are the degrees of egoism in Tamil Nadu? I, Iyer, Iyengar.
KHALISTAN
Khalistan National Drink: Sarbat Khalsa
Khalistan National Bird: Tandoori Chicken
International Airline: Kitthe Pacific
National Airline: Itthe Pacific
National Anthem: Sten gun man National
Taxi Service: Kar Seva
National dish of khalistan .. AKALI-DAAL
SARDAR�SAAB
What do you call a sikh female's boyfriend? Her Pal Singh
What do you call a sikh guy running towards the enemy camp with a white flag in his hand? Surrender Singh
NRI
10. One who requests the autorickshaw driver to drive slowly and clutches the seat-cushion nervously.
9. One who just bought a case of Bisleri mineral water.
8. One who gets upset if the train is only six hours behind schedule.
7. One who is nervously gazing at the Green channel at the Customs clearance of airport.
6. One who prefers eating fruits to Poori at the train stations.
5. Basically, any man who is changing a baby's diaper.
4. One who does not wait, for the coolie at the train station, and hauls his/her own 30" suitcase.
3. One who feels embarassed to run after the railway conductor, for reservation.
2. One who says, "say cheese" when taking a picture.
1. One who has gained more FREQUENT FLYER mileage from trips to the toilet.
EDUCATIONAL�HUMOR ( Butler English, etc)
I talk, he talk; Why do you middle middle talk? (beech, beech = middle, middle)
" Why are you naat filupping the blanks ? "
Prof to students hanging around the corridors during exams : " Do not revolve in the corridors in front of the examinations "
" Don't talk like that in front of my back "
An instructor explaining the working of pendulum: " Take an elephant of negligible weight"
Heard in kitchen: No, No I don't need chair i can stand eating
Instructor: "Take a copper wire of any metal...and pour a liquid solution of sul phuric acid in a round bottom flask of any shape.. "
"A cow has 2 horns with sharp points and Bull between tham. It has 4 legs and stands on its own feet". It ended with a touch of logic, "A cow gives milk which we drink. Therefore, it is our mother."
Cuckoo, Blaady (Kick you, bloody...)
My cykill is understanding the tree
TECHNOLOGICAL�& MYTHOLOGY
The Information Technology Pantheon: =======================================
Narada : Data Transfer
Brihaspati : Chief Information Officer
Chitragupta : Personnel Records
Yama : Reorganization Consultant
Brahma : Systems installation
Vishnu : Tech support
Shiva : Power surge
Ram : Hardware Support
Apsaras : Downloadable Virus
Devas : Programmers
Surya : UNIX System Admin
Lakshmi : Mgr - Trading Systems
Krishna : Chief Technology Consultant
Rakshasas : In House Hackers
I think that will be enough for now. But please do leave me your comments, suggestions or anything else that you feel you must say. I hope that no one is offended by these jokes. After all, it's in good humor. See you soon.
